Take a long, deep breath and look out on the bountiful expanse, for we are at the top of this roller-coaster ride we call America. Our apex comes in the form of the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe, and though our swift decline will accompany a deep rumble in our bowels, we should have no regrets. This is what we were always meant for.

On Saturday, Chicken Charlie's at the San Diego County Fair unveiled a Sloppy Joe, that instead of bread, has a glazed donut on either end.