We are no longer safe. It is only a matter of time before bears start opening car doors, then regular doors, then get access to our tasty, sweet insides.1P

Local British Columbia conservation officer Denny Chretien told CBC News that the three-year-old bear's break-in is "not a common behaviour but it is occurring." Four "bearjackings" have been reported in the area, and one was a Porsche.2P

Door-opening bears appear to only be in Canada for the moment. Hopefully they will just eat up all of our neighbors to the North, get tired, and then hibernate forever.P